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Temple of Seitan
★ 4.0(1 review)Restaurant
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About the Vibe
Temple of Seitan is Hackney’s answer to that late-night craving for something greasy, satisfying, and 100% plant-based. Forget the usual “sad salad” vibe—this spot serves up crispy seitan wings, juicy burgers, and creamy vegan shakes that’ll have you forgetting you’re eating vegan. It’s unapologetically fun, loud, and perfect for groups who want to eat like carnivores without the guilt. The menu is a love letter to fast food junkies: think golden tots, mac ‘n’ cheese, and wraps that actually hold together. The salted caramel shake? A must-order. It’s not fine dining, but if you’re looking for a place where the food hits hard and the vibe is all about good times, this is your spot.
Known For
- •crispy seitan wings
- •vegan burgers
- •salted caramel shakes
- •Temple tots
Best For
late-night cravingsgroup hangoutsvegan fast food fix
1 review
City InsidersEditorialApril 9, 2026
Hackney’s Best Vegan Fast Food Fix
Temple of Seitan is Hackney’s go-to for anyone craving that classic fast food fix without the animal products. The seitan wings are genuinely crispy and juicy—some say they beat the real deal—and the burgers come stacked with flavor. The salted caramel shake is a standout; it’s rich, creamy, and the perfect sweet finish to a meal. The atmosphere is lively and unpretentious, with a crowd that’s mostly locals and vegans who know what they’re talking about.
It’s not a place for quiet refinement, but that’s exactly the point. You come here to eat like you’re in a diner from the 90s, but with a conscience. The portions are generous, the prices are fair, and the energy is contagious. If you’re in East London and want something that feels like comfort food but doesn’t compromise your values, this is the spot. Skip the salad bar and go for the tots—they’re addictive.