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The Grumpy Mole
★ 4.0(1 review)Bar
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About the Vibe
The Grumpy Mole in Cheam is that rare spot where a traditional British pub feels genuinely contemporary without losing its soul. Nestled next to the prestigious Nonsuch Park, it’s the perfect pitstop after a walk through the grounds, or just a solid reason to head out of Worcester Park for a proper meal. The staff are attentive, the atmosphere is welcoming, and they’ve got a real handle on seasonal menus that respect local ingredients while keeping things approachable. What sets it apart is how they balance comfort with quality—you’ll find solid Sunday roasts, well-executed afternoon teas, and a wine list that doesn’t feel pretentious. The heated garden tent is a nice touch for year-round dining, and they’re genuinely dog-friendly in the bar area. It’s not flashy, but it’s consistently good, which in this part of Surrey is worth its weight in gold. Rating: 4/5 — It’s not perfect (service can slow down at peak times), but it’s one of the better neighborhood spots around here that actually delivers on its promises.
Known For
- •Sunday roast
- •afternoon tea
- •heated garden tent
- •seasonal menus
Best For
weekend lunchespost-walk drinksfamily dinners
1 review
City InsidersEditorialMarch 31, 2026
Solid neighborhood spot with great seasonal menus
The Grumpy Mole in Cheam has quietly become one of the better neighborhood spots in this part of Surrey. Located right next to Nonsuch Park, it’s the kind of place you’ll find yourself drifting toward after a walk—whether you’re local or just passing through. The interior strikes a nice balance between contemporary and comfortable, with warm lighting and a layout that feels inviting rather than stuffy. You’ll find attentive staff, a solid selection of seasonal dishes, and a wine list that doesn’t try too hard to impress.
The real standouts here are the Sunday roast and the afternoon tea—both executed with care and using quality ingredients. The heated garden tent is a brilliant addition for colder months, making it a viable option year-round. They’re also genuinely dog-friendly in the bar area, which is a rare treat. It’s not perfect—service can get a bit sluggish at peak times—but it’s consistently reliable and feels like a place locals actually enjoy, not just tourists.
If you’re looking for a spot that feels like a proper pub without the dated atmosphere, this is it. It’s the kind of place you’ll keep coming back to, whether for a quick pint after a park stroll or a proper family meal on a weekend.